They found their new home to be quite convenient. While other trees sagged and severed in winter storms, theirs stood tall and unmoving. When they would leave their nuts in the hollows of the tree, they would return to find them already preheated, sizzling even. Plus, the cell reception was excellent.
One afternoon, an old owl approached the family forebodingly. He warned that their tree might not be what it seems. He said it came to be in an unusual way: brought in five pieces on huge semi trucks, and assembled with a crane. The tree, which should’ve taken 100 years to grow, manifested in a matter of weeks thanks to a flock of machines and men. He warned the squirrel family that their tree could be demonic.
“I'm sick of his conspiracies!” proclaimed Baby Squirrel
. ‘Perhaps our tree is a little odd,’ the squirrels admitted to